Must be the day for puns…
Frank and Ernest
Space is the Place
I love this stuff.
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Must be the day for puns…
Frank and Ernest
Space is the Place
I love this stuff.
The original quote:
“Every morning I roll out of bed. If my feet touch the floor, I thank Jesus.” — woman
What I added:
“And if they don’t, I wonder who moved the floor.”
Hey, I got a kick out of it. But then again, I have a strange sense of humor.
Over the last few weeks and months, I have been overcome with fascination for the written word. Part of this has been exemplified in my increasing desire to write, both fiction and commentary. Part of it can be seen in my continued collection of bumper sticker phrases, witty or amusing t-short slogans, wise and [...]