Signs of a potentially disturbed mind: Not wanting to go to bed because you’re having too much fun performing long division – in binary.

Ok, this is amusing.  I just noticed on my Facebook news feed that someone joined a group called “I Secretly Want To Punch Slow Walking People In The Back Of The Head.” What’s amusing about this is that once you join a group, it shows up in your profile, where everyone can see it.  HaHAH, sucka’.  Not so secret now, is it?

Ack!  People, people – it’s “I couldn’t care less,” not “I could care less.” The former states that there is no more care to be given, that you really don’t care at all and that you can’t possible care any less than you do because you are already completely devoid of care.  The latter says that there is still some care there, that it is possible to care less than you currently do by saying that you could care less.  See the difference? 

Yeah, yeah, losing battle, yada yada.  I’ll shut up now.

Wow…. folks, pay attention to your verb tenses when you write.  Please, for the love of all that’s good and pure (and for the sake of my sanity).  Here’s a hint: plural verb tenses go with multiple subjects.  Singular verb tenses go with single subjects.  And if I used any words here that you don’t understand, the dictionary’s always a good reference point.

Her: “Wow, that’s Angelina Jolie?  That’s nothing like the way she looks in Grave Robber!”
Me: ”...you mean Tomb Raider.”
Her: “Um, yeah.”
Me: * laughter *
Her: “Well, there’s dead people – and robbing…!”