27 Sep 06 Quote.  With an addendum.

The original quote:

“Every morning I roll out of bed. If my feet touch the floor, I thank Jesus.”—woman

What I added:

“And if they don’t, I wonder who moved the floor.”

Hey, I got a kick out of it.  But then again, I have a strange sense of humor.

Tags: Humor, humor-that-possibly-only-i-understand, witticisms